Loch Mess Monster • Ruff ’n Ready Harness

Ruff 'n Ready Loch Ness Monster Print Dog Harness

£32.00 GBP
£32.00 GBP
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Product Features

  • 3 point style, allowing you to choose between over-head or step-in fit.
  • Easily clip your leash to the harnesses D-ring attachment (top or under chest).
  • Adjustable neck and chest straps ensure a comfortable, snug fit.
  • Patterned material is durable water-repellent neoprene (top and under chest, making the pattern more visible than our Original Adjustable Harnesses, where the pattern is only visible under the chest area).
  • Soft breathable padded mesh lining ensures maximum comfort and is quick drying.
  • 3 super secure buckles, one of which is lockable.
  • Handle on top (helpful for fishing pups out of puddles).
  • Reflective piping around edging.
  • Suitable for biiiiiig dogs.
  • Scottish loch ness monster print dog harness

Size

Available Sizes: S - XL

Please measure your dog and refer to our size chart before placing an order to ensure the perfect fit.

Disclaimers

  • No pet accessory is indestructible. Make sure you check your pets accessories regularly for signs of wear and tear. It is the customers responsibility to check the usability of the product.
  • Our buckles are not designed to be chew-proof. If your dog chews and breaks the buckle, we are not liable for any damage. Please monitor your dog and prevent chewing to ensure the longevity of the product.
  • A dog harness is not a magic solution to stop pulling. While a well-fitting harness can help with control and comfort, effective training and consistency are key to teaching your dog proper leash manners.

For more information on our harnesses, including care instructions, fitting guides, and a comparison between our different harness styles, please visit our "Our Harnesses Explained" page.

Loch Mess Monster • Ruff ’n Ready Harness

£32.00 GBP

  • Every Patterns Got A Tail

    Loch Mess Monster

    Deep in the Highlands lurks the ‘Loch Mess Monster’ — magical, mysterious, and wearing a tartan hat (obviously). We couldn’t call ourselves a Scottish brand without giving Nessie a proper spot in the collection! With bold stripes and watery vibes, this design is perfect for pups who love a bit of Scottish style with a splash of fun.

    Designed in-house for pups who like to make a splash wherever they go

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Customers praised this dog harness for being "easy to get on" with a "cute print" and "sturdy" construction. Shoppers described it as "the best harness" they've purchased, highlighting its "great quality," perfect fit, and multiple features. The sizing guide proved helpful. One noted it's not chew-proof. Fast delivery appreciated.

  • These really are the best harnesses I've ever brought.
  • This harness is perfect, the amount of features it has is great.
  • It's sturdy and fashionable.
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Teddy M. (United Kingdom)
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Love the Lochness

The harness has such a cute print and the colors are an amazing match with Toby’s coat! It’s sturdy and fashionable.

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Claire S.
The best harness!

Super pleased with the fit and comfort of this harness for my Poodle. He looks super stylish too! Highly recommended.

Claire S. review photo
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Anonymous (United Kingdom)
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Lovely harness looks great on and very easy to

Lovely harness looks great on and very easy to get on.

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Stephanie B. (United Kingdom)
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Second purchase

I had to make a second purchase of a Ruff n Ready harness because one of my dogs decided to chew his sister’s harnesss. So unfortunately these harnesses are Sammy proof BUT they really are the best harnesses I’ve ever brought. Always look forward to seeing new designs. Thank you and I definitely would recommend to anyone who has a dog. Thank you Messi Pups

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Sasha (United Kingdom)
Absolutely love it!

This harness is perfect, the amount of features it has is great. Delivery was super quick too. I got the matching pooh bag holder and want to get the matching collar too! It’s a perfect fit as well, the sizing guide was so helpful as I usually struggle to find my dog the right size. I love each feature and can’t wait to put it into action ❤️

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Samantha (United States)
Love this harness

Love this harness, fits perfectly, great quality and received it very fast considering I’m in the US. Will definitely be buying from this company again!

The accessory I want is out of stock, is this pattern discontinued? 😱

No, don’t worry! At the moment the only pattern that will not be restocked is our seasonal pattern “Up To Snow Good”

Do you design your own patterns?

Yes! Every pattern is designed in-house by our small Scottish family team. Nicole (our resident designer) brings the ideas to life, Rachel (the web whizz) makes sure they look perfect on the website, and Mum runs the all-important Review Team — with our office dogs as her loyal assistants. Nothing gets the green light without their nod of approval!

You can catch a few behind-the-scenes peeks of the design process on our Instagram stories.

What size of harness/collar should I go for?

We always recommend measuring your dog and using our handy sizing guide to pick the most appropriate size for your pooch. We’ve also introduced a clever new sizing calculator on our product pages — just pop in your pup’s measurements and it’ll recommend the best size, along with how snug or loose it will sit on their chest and neck.

If you’re still scratching your head after that, drop us an email at info@messipups.co.uk and we’ll do our very best to help find the perfect fit for your four-legged pal.

What is the difference between your harnesses?

Good question! We've made a handy page called "Our Harnesses Explained", here you can find out more about our accessories including care instructions, fitting guides and a comparison between our harness styles.

How long do I have to return something?

You must contact us within 30 days of receiving your order if you’d like to return it. Just email info@messipups.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the return process.

I ordered the wrong size, can I exchange it?

Yes, you can request an exchange by heading to your Account and selecting your order. You’ll have 30 days from the date of delivery to submit a request.

Please include the size or item you’d like in exchange in the notes box when submitting your request. The new item won’t be posted out until we’ve received the original item back in its original, unworn and unwashed condition, with tags still attached.

For bundle orders, you only need to return the item you'd like to swap. We'll adjust your refund or exchange so you're not paying extra – just the postage costs.

A prepaid label will be generated for you during the process. You'll need access to a printer to print it. Please note you're responsible for both the return label and the postage for sending your new item.
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